interwebpunk:

the internet is trying to break up with me

interwebpunk:

the internet is trying to break up with me

(via coluring)

unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

(via ruinedchildhood)

me: im so tired
mum: what have you done today?
me: nothing
maingrl:

drunktrophywife:

unfollovving:

IS THIS TRUE????

who knows!!! But what I do know is that you harassed many underage girls for nudes.

which is illegal

maingrl:

drunktrophywife:

unfollovving:

IS THIS TRUE????

who knows!!! But what I do know is that you harassed many underage girls for nudes.

which is illegal

(via reesevevo)

slenclerman:

*plays all your snapchats that i screenshotted at ur funeral*

(Source: clannyphantom, via officialwhitegirls)

aaronkirilenko:

*me coming down stairs*

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mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-

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(via doctor-whothefuckareyou)

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

(via ivyxaur)

iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
me: chill

meladoodle:

kinda weird that u were naked for 9 months in ur mums womb and she probably showed everyone the scans like thats pretty much like leaking ur nudes

(Source: meladoodle, via doctor-whothefuckareyou)

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via stability)

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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(via shouldnt)


The kingdom succumbed to twilight, but I remain its princess...

The kingdom succumbed to twilight, but I remain its princess...

(Source: dark-shiva, via ka-lada)